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Humor from the Evil Empire
Jan. 16th, 2004 11:46 pmHeh. Apparently even Microsoft techies have a sense of humor once in a while. Check out this page on Microsoft's site. The registry warning about halfway down is particularly good:
Warning: Don’t ever change a value in the registry. Ever. We know we just told you to do that, but would you jump off a cliff if we told you to? Don’t ever change a value in the registry. Don’t even say the word registry. We know a guy once who said the word registry, and three days later he was hit by a bus. True story. As a matter of fact, you shouldn’t even have a registry on your computer. If you suspect that you do have a registry on your computer, please call us and a trained professional will be dispatched to your office to remove the registry immediately. If you accidentally touch the registry, wash your hands with soap and water and call a doctor. Do not swallow the registry or get it in your eyes!
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Currently playing: a playlist of about 1000 80's MP3s on my hard drive. The current track is Mr. Mister's "Kyrie".
Warning: Don’t ever change a value in the registry. Ever. We know we just told you to do that, but would you jump off a cliff if we told you to? Don’t ever change a value in the registry. Don’t even say the word registry. We know a guy once who said the word registry, and three days later he was hit by a bus. True story. As a matter of fact, you shouldn’t even have a registry on your computer. If you suspect that you do have a registry on your computer, please call us and a trained professional will be dispatched to your office to remove the registry immediately. If you accidentally touch the registry, wash your hands with soap and water and call a doctor. Do not swallow the registry or get it in your eyes!
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Currently playing: a playlist of about 1000 80's MP3s on my hard drive. The current track is Mr. Mister's "Kyrie".