HELP

[dslartoo]

AM TRAPPED WITH LOVING GRANDPARENTS WHO FEED ME TOO MUCH RICH FOOD STOP

HAVE GAINED SIX POUNDS SINCE TUESDAY STOP

PARENTS WILL NOT RETURN TILL LATE MONDAY EVENING STOP

SEND HELP OR AT LEAST SOME DIET PILLS STOP

-- END OF LINE --

Currently playing: Jonn Serrie -- Flightpath. One of Jonn's space music discs.

Comments

[sarbah77.livejournal.com]

heehee.

*ahem*

you're being loved to death! ;D

[dslartoo.livejournal.com]

Don't I know it. I love 'em both. :)

cheers,
Phil

[eminor9th.livejournal.com]

Enjoy every friggin minute of it. Grandparents get to treat you like their parent treated your parents. Its payback in a way, and your job it to be thankful for the time you can spend with them. I never knew my mothers mother, and my fathers father passed when I was two. My mothers father was a alcholic whom I only knew his last couple of years, when he was only a shell of himself. And my one grandmother was too senile to get to know. As I watched my Dad play in the floor with my niece, I knew I missed something.

I could be wrong, but my advise...gain another six pounds, smile & be happy. Then skip a meal here & there when you get back. walk a mile or two extra per day, and try to make each meal a bit smaller until you see the pounds come off.

There are worse things in life than to have grandparents spoil you.

[dslartoo.livejournal.com]

Oh, I was only joking. I cherish every minute I get to spend with these two and I love 'em both dearly. The weight gain is a small price to pay. :)

cheers,
Phil

[grunion.livejournal.com]

HELP DELAYED STOP HUNKER DOWN AND ENJOY STOP END

[dslartoo.livejournal.com]

Heh heh. "Signal transmitted, message received." -- Rush, "Chemistry".

cheers,
Phil

[grunion.livejournal.com]

Oh, and those stories you're probably getting at dinner... Make sure you get those typed before you forget them. You do NOT want to lose them. If there are photos involved, you've got a ready made web project sitting there in front of you.

[marared.livejournal.com]

*plays tiny violin*

[dslartoo.livejournal.com]

Hee. Glad to see somebody recognized it was a joke. :)

cheers,
Phil

[ashtreza.livejournal.com]

That provided me with a much-needed laugh.

[dslartoo.livejournal.com]

Excellent. Glad it helped. :)

cheers,
Phil

[kellinator.livejournal.com]

*giggle*

Call me when you get a chance. Something I want to discuss with you.

[dslartoo.livejournal.com]

Sure. I'll be back in town sometime on Tuesday, I expect. If it's something important, just call me at my usual number (my answering machine has the number where I can be reached till Tuesday).

cheers,
Phil

[weaktwos.livejournal.com]

*rubs your tummy*

Sounds like you're having a blast. :-)

[dslartoo.livejournal.com]

Oh, yes, quite. This has been a nice relaxing week. Well, except for finding out on Wednesday that I'd been rejected for three different positions I interviewed for the week before. Such is life.

cheers,
Phil

[weaktwos.livejournal.com]

Well, those companies just weren't worthy, then. Some clever business concern shall come to their senses and hire you eventually. Hopefully sooner than later. :-)

[ytsemaddy.livejournal.com]

I received a rejection letter last year on Christmas eve. I thought that was a nice touch. ;)

Enjoy your pampered spoilage. :)

[vill.livejournal.com]

*snort*

[spiritchaser1.livejournal.com]

*giggle*