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Phil C. ([personal profile] dslartoo) wrote2009-04-12 02:47 pm

Taxman's comin'

Doing my taxes online (yes, yes, shut up, I know I should have done them before this). The tax software asks me to check the box if one of the following applies:

-- PHILLIP is blind.
-- PHILLIP was permanently and totally disabled in 2008.


This amuses me. How, exactly, would I be filling out a web-based form to do my taxes if I were blind?

Yes, I suppose someone else could be doing the taxes for me. It still amuses me.

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[[The Oracle would like to know whether you owed the gub'mint this year or if they owed you.]]

[identity profile] packbat.livejournal.com 2009-04-12 09:05 pm (UTC)(link)
You could be using a screen-reading software.

Oracle: Paid US$200 to the state, US$50 to the feds. But this is after the deductions they've been taking all year, which added up over three thousand between them, so I call it fairly minor.

[identity profile] ahtrap.livejournal.com 2009-04-12 10:35 pm (UTC)(link)
had my taxes all but done two weeks ago, using the tax cut software except for wanting to check out a way to try and defer paying some of it. In the meantime, as in Thursday night, after meeting with the guy advising me on that stuff, my computer gets hit by a virus and knocked out.

So, basically, I've been doing it by hand today. Fortunately, it's not that complicated. The Federal version comes out pretty much the same, owe a bit, but the state portion, the old fashioned way seems to have delivered me a significantly bigger refund than I recall seeing on the computer, which means that overall, I'm getting a little bit back.

Wonder if I screwed anything up....

[identity profile] mydeepbluesea.livejournal.com 2009-04-12 11:12 pm (UTC)(link)
Oracle:

The Fed owed me, and between the states I lived in, it evened out. I can't wait to move back to a place w/ no income tax....

-JMP

[identity profile] ladycoldfire.livejournal.com 2009-04-12 11:15 pm (UTC)(link)
The state and the IRS love a single mom. I gots paid. However since I started my sole proprietorship this year they might not be as kind next year. I already owe state sales taxes every month

[identity profile] verdragon.livejournal.com 2009-04-12 11:33 pm (UTC)(link)
Paying, of course.

My mother insists is a good sign, because I got paid well this year.

[identity profile] ashtreza.livejournal.com 2009-04-13 01:35 am (UTC)(link)
Hey, did you get my email or am I one (or more) iterations behind on your current contact info?

[identity profile] reannon.livejournal.com 2009-04-13 02:07 am (UTC)(link)
Actually, a guy on my Fiends List develops software for Microsoft that allows blind people to use the computer exactly as the sighted do. Accessibility software goes back decades.

Tell the Oracle I intentionally over-withhold to cover any possible taxes due on unanticipated writing income. That means I generally get a nice fat check each year. This year it was desperately needed just to stay alive.

[identity profile] sarbah77.livejournal.com 2009-04-13 02:08 am (UTC)(link)
Money from the state, owe the feds. Unfortunately, it wasn't quite a 1:1, but oh well. Close enough.