Flash!!!! (aaaaaahhhhhhh!)

Via Fark, this extremely funny link.

Girls banned for flashing breasts.

I absolutely love the choice of location. Were these two on a hotel balcony at Mardi Gras? Nope. Were they at a strip club? Nope. Spring break in Daytona Beach? Uh-uh. They were at a Catholic church festival. They flashed the carnival ride operator and he graciously extended the ride time for them to more than twenty minutes.

Billy Joel says that Catholic girls start much too late. My friend grunion always adds to that, "but they make up for lost time." I'd say this story kinda proves it.

Also amusing is the quote from a priest at their church. "It’s a shame these young women didn’t know the great gift and beauty they have as a woman," he said. I would say that this little incident shows they have PERFECT knowledge of their "gift and beauty they have as a woman." They used it to get what they wanted. :) Bet it won't be the last time, either.

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