Cat owners and E.A. Poe fans, take note.

Those of you who a) own cats and b) are Edgar Allan Poe fans, you absolutely MUST read today's episode of "Two Lumps".

You'll understand why when you read it.

I almost laughed myself into a hemorrhage and I don't even own cats.

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Currently playing: Jonn Serrie -- Upon a Midnight Clear. Reworking a Christmas script and listening to this for inspiration.