l33t h4xx0r th34tre: F1ND1NG N3M0, redux

I posted this last week and realized that it was way too long for anybody to put up with reading. So I've chopped it up some to make it less of a mouthful.

For those who enjoyed my "P1r4t3s 0f Teh C4r1bb34n" parody, I present to you this end-of-year gift. It is rather longer than the P1r4t3s parody. I am unsure whether this means I am getting better at the craft, or worse. :)

Thanks as before to The Mighty caltan, who gave me permission to run with her "l33t h4xx0r th34tr3" concept. :)

Presenting........l33t h4xx0r th34tre
F1nd1ng N3m0


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Marlin: wh04!!
Coral: d00d u sed th4t l1ke 20x alr3dy
Marlin: i m teh r0kc
Coral: pr3tty s00n w3re g0nn4 h4v3 k1dz0r
Barracuda: grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!!!!!!11
Marlin: wtf ow *faintz*
Coral: wtf ow *di3z*

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Nemo: 1st d4y 0f sk00l! r0xx0r!!!!!!111
Marlin: d00d put teh br4k3s 0n, u g0tt4 b3 c4r3ful
Nemo: y34h y34h "teh s34 isnt s4f3"
Marlin: ok cm0n

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Marlin: y0, wh3rez h1z t34ch3r n stuff?
Mr. Ray: 0hhhhhhhh l3tz n4m3 teh z0n3s, teh z0n3s, teh z0n3s, l3tz n4m3 teh z0n3s 0f teh 0p3n s34
Kids: mr r4y!!!!!!!111
Nemo: kthxbye d4d
Marlin: y34h l8r n3m0

( The rest of the silliness has been stuck behind this cut-tag to save your friends page. Or possibly your sanity. )

Currently playing: Michael Hedges -- Aerial Boundaries. Hedges was a gifted musician and talented player. The music world is the poorer for his premature death.